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Old As Fuck Cupcake Topper



These funny birthday cupcake toppers are perfect for that friend or family member that’s really getting up there in age! They’re also great for the birthday guy or gal that’s decided they’re too old to keep counting birthdays.


Production Time:

Production time for the cupcake toppers is 3 to 5 business days. However, production times may be longer if your desired color is not currently available. Rush orders are available upon request, so please contact us if you need a rush order.


Shipping Information:

The approximate shipping times within the United States are as follows:

  • First Class Mail: 1 to 5 business days
  • Priority Mail: 1 to 3 business days
  • Priority Express Mail: 1 to 2 business days

To view the full details of our shipping policies, please click here.


Additional Information:

We can create custom shapes and different funny birthday messages with this acrylic material. Contact us if you’re looking for a more customized version of this.

Additional Information
Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 3 × 3 × .125 in

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