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Old As Fuck Cake Topper



This funny birthday cake topper is perfect for that friend or family member that’s really getting up there in age! It’s also great for the birthday guy or gal that’s decided they’re too old to keep counting birthdays.

– Approximately 5.5 inches wide
– Base stick is approximately 3.5 inches tall

Additional Information
Weight 1 oz
Dimensions 6 × 5.5 × .125 in
Acrylic Color

Pink, Red, Maroon, Brown, Orange, Dark Yellow, Yellow, Ivory, White, Green, Turquoise, Blue, Navy, Purple, Grey, Black, Pink Mirror, Red Mirror, Green Mirror, Blue Mirror, Purple Mirror, Silver Mirror, Gold Mirror, Rose Gold Mirror, Pink Glitter, Red Glitter, Green Glitter, Blue Glitter, Silver Glitter, Gold Glitter, Black Glitter, Fluorescent Green, Fluorescent Yellow, Fluorescent Orange, Fluorescent Pink, Fluorescent Blue